Due to my lack of a magic fairy unicorn assistant, I cannot respond to every message. While I review your submissions, please don't expect a response.

If you're a member of the Luminary Braintrust, I will do by best to get back to you within 2 days (probably sooner).

Do not use this form as a workaround to sell, pitch, request a book review, or otherwise be slimy. I may delete unsolicited submissions for guest posts, advertisements, and other salesy nonsense without opening or reading them.